NORMIES ($MID) - The Aggressively Average Coin

THE BEIGE PAPER.

Tired of 50-page whitepapers filled with buzzwords? We are too. Our official document is short, simple, and best viewed with a lukewarm cup of coffee.

OUR MANUAL.

For those requiring more extensive documentation, our Sensible Systems & Operations Manual outlines our core mission.

Stop Making Content for Free.
We're Paying.

Welcome to the best-funded creator program in the history of being average.

Most projects beg TikTok creators to shill for free. We pay them.

2% of the total supply unlocks at $30M market cap, reserved exclusively for TikTok creators who make videos about $MID.

When unlocked, this mid-six-figure to multi-million dollar war chest will be deployed to reward the creators flooding TikTok feeds with Normies content. Want to see your coin everywhere? This is how.

The more viral your TikTok gets, the bigger your cut. Simple.

We're not asking for help—we're paying for dominance. When $MID videos are saturating every normie's FYP, you'll know the system worked.

Spreadsheets will be public. Payouts will be tracked. TikTok goes mainstream, and the creators who made it happen get paid (in coins; we're not dumping anything).

Get Paid to Build the Neighborhood.

In the suburbs, everyone contributes. We believe the project's revenue should go directly to the people who build it, from Day One. No exceptions.

That's why our smart contract, written on theBNB chain, has a 2% creator fee on every transaction. This isn't for the team. This is for you.

80% of this fee is funneled directly into a daily payout pool for the operators, creators, and brand evangelists who build our presence on 𝕏.
This is the engine for our Phase 1: The Groundbreaking.

This isn't a job. It's a meritocracy. The more value you bring to the neighborhood, the greater your share of the daily revenue.

All contributions are tracked, and all payouts are published publicly. You're paid daily. This is the new standard.

The work is on 𝕏. Apply here.

Our Engine for Mainstream Adoption.

Creator fees from Pump.Fun go directly into our global expansion fund.

These funds are dedicated to one mission: launching a relentless, 24/7 Telegram Ads campaign across every continent. We're not just targeting the same jaded degens in the usual call channels.

We are hunting for the most serious ones. The long-term holders. The believers from North & South America, Europe, Asia, and Asia who are tired of rugs and want to be part of a real, professional operation.

While other projects are fighting for a piece of the same small pie, we are eating the whole, better pie. We are building a global community, one sensible investor at a time.

Telegram Ads are the fastest and easiest approach in doing this, and we're the only ones in the meme space doing it.

Our Sensible Supply Plan.

50% - The Founding Citizens (Presale)

The lifeblood of our neighborhood, with the BNB presale funds locked as permanent liquidity to create a truly un-ruggable foundation.

20% - The Architects (Private Sale)

A strategic reserve for the core builders, operators, and early backers who funded the initial war chest and laid the groundwork for this entire operation.

20% - The Liquidity Pool (LP)

The permanent, un-ruggable bedrock of our neighborhood. Public presale funds are paired with this supply and locked, creating a deep, stable, and secure market for everyone.

10% - The Normie Treasury (TikTok Rewards)

Our long-term war chest for Phase 2. This supply is locked and will be activated at a $30M market cap to fund a global army of TikTok creators and take $MID mainstream.

🔒 Vesting (Presale & Private): 25% at TGE, then 25% every 24 hours; fully unlocked on Day 4.

Current Available Creator Payout Pool (Real Numbers After Launch):

"100,000,000.00"

It's waiting to be claimed by creators like you.

Straight from The Suburbs.

'Real' testimonials from 'real', aggressively average normies.

Before $MID, I was constantly distracted at the grill, worrying about gas fees and rug pulls. Last night, I achieved a perfect, edge-to-edge char on a ribeye. My family said it was the best they've ever had. Coincidence? I think not.

Dave P.The Grill Master

My daily ROI is getting all three kids to school without anyone crying. That's a 1.05x gain on my sanity. $MID is the only other asset in my life that understands the profound value of not going backwards. It fits perfectly between my carpool schedule and the grocery list.

Chloe R.The Chaos Coordinator

For seven years, I was waiting for 'The Switch'. Now, the only switch I care about is the one on my lamp. I bought $MID, turned off my charts, and slept for 14 hours. I have achieved a state of profound and unprecedented profitability... in my sleep schedule.

Barry T.The Recovering XRP Believer

I used to spend my weekends reading 90-page peer-reviewed papers on provably secure protocols. After buying $MID, I spent last weekend reading the instruction manual for my new lawnmower. The feeling of understanding 100% of the whitepaper... it's indescribable.

Alistair B.The Recovering ADA Academic

My old portfolio gave me access to a community of 10,000 people who would dump on me at a moment's notice. My $MID portfolio gives me access to my own backyard. Turns out, the grass really is greener.

Jax M.The Recovering NFT Collector

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HOW TO JOIN
THE BLOCK PARTY

1

GET THE RIGHT TOOL

Download the Jupiter mobile app. Links are below.

2

FUND YOUR OPERATION

Deposit money into your new Jupiter wallet. Inside the app are several ways to do so.

3

COPY OUR ADDRESS

In Jupiter app, click the 'Search' icon. Paste the Contract Address (CA) from below. It will show you the NORMIES ($MID) coin.

SOON

4

MAKE IT OFFICIAL

Finally, exchange your USDC or SOL for NORMIES ($MID). Congratulations! You're now a citizen of The Suburbs.