Tired of the Hype?
So Are We.

Introducing NORMIES ($MID): The Aggressively Average Coin.

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THE BEIGE PAPER.

Tired of 50-page whitepapers filled with buzzwords? We are too. Our official document is short, simple, and best viewed with a lukewarm cup of coffee.

OUR MANUAL.

For those requiring more extensive documentation, our Sensible Systems & Operations Manual outlines our core mission.

Wanted: Vibe Curators

Stop Making Content for Free.
We're Paying.

Welcome to the best-funded creator program in the history of being average.

Most projects beg TikTok creators to shill for free. We pay them.

2% of the total supply unlocks at $30M market cap, reserved exclusively for TikTok creators who make videos about $MID.

When unlocked, this mid-six-figure to multi-million dollar war chest will be deployed to reward the creators flooding TikTok feeds with Normies content. Want to see your coin everywhere? This is how.

The more viral your TikTok gets, the bigger your cut. Simple.

We're not asking for help—we're paying for dominance. When $MID videos are saturating every normie's FYP, you'll know the system worked.

Spreadsheets will be public. Payouts will be tracked. TikTok goes mainstream, and the creators who made it happen get paid (in coins; we're not dumping anything).

Our Engine for Mainstream Adoption.

Global Telegram Ads Campaign

Creator fees from Pump.Fun Pump.Fun go directly into our global expansion fund.

These funds are dedicated to one mission: launching a relentless, 24/7 Telegram Ads campaign across every continent. We're not just targeting the same jaded degens in the usual call channels.

We are hunting for the most serious ones. The long-term holders. The believers from North & South America, Europe, Asia, and Asia who are tired of rugs and want to be part of a real, professional operation.

While other projects are fighting for a piece of the same small pie, we are eating the whole, better pie. We are building a global community, one sensible investor at a time.

Telegram Ads are the fastest and easiest approach in doing this, and we're the only ones in the meme space doing it.

Straight from The Suburbs.

'Real' testimonials from 'real', aggressively average normies.

Before $MID, I was constantly distracted at the grill, worrying about gas fees and rug pulls. Last night, I achieved a perfect, edge-to-edge char on a ribeye. My family said it was the best they've ever had. Coincidence? I think not.
Dave P.The Grill Master
Dave P.
My daily ROI is getting all three kids to school without anyone crying. That's a 1.05x gain on my sanity. $MID is the only other asset in my life that understands the profound value of not going backwards. It fits perfectly between my carpool schedule and the grocery list.
Chloe R.The Chaos Coordinator
Chloe R.
For seven years, I was waiting for 'The Switch'. Now, the only switch I care about is the one on my lamp. I bought $MID, turned off my charts, and slept for 14 hours. I have achieved a state of profound and unprecedented profitability... in my sleep schedule.
Barry T.The Recovering XRP Believer
Barry T.
I used to spend my weekends reading 90-page peer-reviewed papers on provably secure protocols. After buying $MID, I spent last weekend reading the instruction manual for my new lawnmower. The feeling of understanding 100% of the whitepaper... it's indescribable.
Alistair B.The Recovering ADA Academic
Alistair B.
My old portfolio gave me access to a community of 10,000 people who would dump on me at a moment's notice. My $MID portfolio gives me access to my own backyard. Turns out, the grass really is greener.
Jax M.The Recovering NFT Collector
Jax M.

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HOW TO JOIN
THE BLOCK PARTY

1

GET THE RIGHT TOOL

Download the Jupiter mobile app. Links are below.

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2

FUND YOUR OPERATION

Deposit money into your new Jupiter wallet. Inside the app are several ways to do so.

Deposit
3

COPY OUR ADDRESS

In Jupiter app, click the 'Search' icon. Paste the Contract Address (CA) from below. It will show you the NORMIES ($MID) coin.

SOON
4

MAKE IT OFFICIAL

Finally, exchange your USDC or SOL for NORMIES ($MID). Congratulations! You're now a citizen of The Suburbs.

Celebrate

QUICK VIDEO TUTORIAL
(COMING AFTER THE VERIFICATION)

WELCOME TO
THE SUBURBS.

"Just another Tuesday in the suburbs."

"Trent is trying so hard to be a technical analyst."

"Aggressively average, perfectly content."

"Living the dream, one sensible decision at a time."

"Peak normalcy achieved."

"The suburbs never looked so good."

"Keeping it comfortably mediocre."

"Another day, another moderate success."

"Perfectly average, exactly as planned."

"Embracing the comfortable middle ground."

"Sensibly content with reasonable expectations."

"The most average day ever. Love it."

"Suburban excellence at its finest."

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THE SUBURBS ARE ONLINE.

We saved you a lawn chair. Come meet the neighbors.

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