Tired of the Hype?
So Are We.

Introducing NORMIES ($MID): The Aggressively Average Coin.

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THE BEIGE PAPER.

Tired of 50-page whitepapers filled with buzzwords? We are too. Our official document is short, simple, and best viewed with a lukewarm cup of coffee.

OUR MANUAL.

For those requiring more extensive documentation, our Sensible Systems & Operations Manual outlines our core mission.

Wanted: Vibe Curators

Stop Making Content for Free.
We're Paying.

Welcome to the best-funded creator program in the history of being average.



Let's be real:
getting paid on TikTok is a nightmare.

You need millions of views, you wait for approval, and the payout is pennies. We think that's ridiculous.

To prove it, we've allocated 20% OF THE ENTIRE TOKEN SUPPLY into a dedicated The Normie Treasury. On top of that, 50% of ALL swap fees get funneled directly into this fund, forever.

We're not using it for corporate marketing—we're using it to pay you, a decentralized army of normies for making fun, simple videos about... well, anything.

No minimum followers. No waiting period. Just good vibes and fast payments.

Current Available Creator Payout Pool (Real Numbers After Migration):

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It's waiting to be claimed by creators like you.

HOW TO JOIN
THE BLOCK PARTY

1

GET THE RIGHT TOOL

Download the Jupiter mobile app. Links are below.

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2

FUND YOUR OPERATION

Deposit money into your new Jupiter wallet. Inside the app are several ways to do so.

Deposit
3

COPY OUR ADDRESS

In Jupiter app, click the 'Search' icon. Paste the Contract Address (CA) from below. It will show you the NORMIES ($MID) coin.

SOON
4

MAKE IT OFFICIAL

Finally, exchange your USDC or SOL for NORMIES ($MID). Congratulations! You're now a citizen of The Suburbs.

Celebrate

QUICK VIDEO TUTORIAL
(COMING AFTER THE VERIFICATION)

WELCOME TO
THE SUBURBS.

"Just another Tuesday in the suburbs."

"Trent is trying so hard to be a technical analyst."

"Aggressively average, perfectly content."

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THE SUBURBS ARE ONLINE.

We saved you a lawn chair. Come meet the neighbors.

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